caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
(via hotboyproblems)
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
